| They're Kathy and her Tom, Yes, Kathy and her Tom: One is the captain, The other's at conn. |
| They're 'Fleet brats to the core, Good friends, and so much more; They're Kathy, they're Kathy and her |
| Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom! |
| Before each night is done, The plot will be revealed, But Tom and Kathy's fun Will always be concealed. |
| They're Kathy and her Tom, Yes, Kathy and her Tom. To prove that she is God, They'll rule the Delta Quad'. |
| With wormholes they've no luck, But they can always f--ly through warp ten; They're Kathy, they're Kathy and her |
| Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, NARF! |