| Plasma Conduit Three |
There once was a conduit plasma
Which emitted a toxic miasma.
The gas was so strong,
With such a great pong,
That soon it gave everyone asthma. |
| [Zeborah: *Bor*-ing. Let's try something a little more risque.] |
| The Gift |
J Taylor has made us all grieve
By forcing poor Kes to take leave
We're infuriated
'Cause Kate's not cremated
And all we have left is some cleave-- |
| [Sasscat: Still not dirty enough. How about...] |
| Torres |
A warp core from Utopia Planetia,
Fell in love, but it just couldn't reach her.
For 'twould break all the regs
If she opened her legs,
And let it then come warp core breach her. |
| Paris |
There once was a pilot reptilian,
Who needed no snow-white pavilion
To enjoy his sweet Kath,
In warp ten aftermath,
And he soon had her seeing vermilion. |
| [Zeborah: Not quite explicit enough, methinks. Hey, we put the NC-17 label on this - better use it, hadn't we?] |
| Janeway |
There once was a redheaded cap'n
Who wouldn't let anything happen.
But when Tom made an offer
To come by and boff her,
She just couldn't wait for the lappin'. |
| Chakotay |
There once was a Native American
Who wanted a box, to ferret in.
He had no luck
In getting a fuck,
So he had nothing to put little Eric in. |
| [Sasscat: Heh. This is fun.] |
| Tuvok/Kim |
There was a green ens-in Sandrine's
Whose lieutenant commander-d "Come clean."
Kim took him literally -
Must have been witchery -
So Tu-focked him... talk about green! =) |
| [Zeborah: <clears throat> Yeah, I quite like that one...] |
